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Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane, part 1

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Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

Drive through backwards.

Belch your order.

After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

 

Walk through.

Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

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