You know you're having a bad day when pt. 4
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... continued from above
You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
You wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue.