Road Warrior
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I've sure gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries. Also a hip replacement; later new knees.
I've fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, I take 40 dozens of medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
I have bouts with dementia. I have poor circulation and barely feel my hands and feet anymore. I can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. I have lost all my friends.
But Thank God, I still have my driver's license!
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