If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back again!
Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
That's the time to go to sweep!
What happened when the wizard met the witch?
It was love at first fright!
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When your a mouse!
How do you keep a wizard in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow...!