A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name ‘Speedo.’ It doesn’t sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.
With all those songs, not one person had to take a break to cough up flecks of plague?
Jimmy pens thank you notes to breaking a mirror, the Netflix screen that asks "Are you still watching?" and other things.
Dr. John Gartner, founder of Duty to Warn, meets with the president to assess if he's mentally fit for office.
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?"
This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?"
The ...Read More
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city.
He searched all over ...Read More