You Might Be A Redneck If...
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- You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
- You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
- Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
- You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
- You fish in your above-ground pool... and catch something.
- Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
- Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
- Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
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