Signs Your Cow has Mad-Cow
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- Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
- She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
- Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.
- Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.
- Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.
- Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'.
- Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.
- Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.