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		<title><![CDATA[Danbury: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segments)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4097306</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kissed By JLD & Roasted By Selina Meyer - Stephen Colbert Is Having The Best Day Ever]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4097305</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Doriane Pin on the F1 Academy, Americans Eating Burgers for Breakfast & Racing at 9 Years Old]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4097304</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Password with Sigourney Weaver and Andrew Rannells | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4097303</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Auctioneers - SNL]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4097302</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Are You Really Sure?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

"Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1324248</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Gathering Chickens]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1324247</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Painting Shows it All]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture.

"What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed.

"What painter?"

"The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'."

"Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1324246</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Banged Up]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA["What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.

"Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-346720</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Honest Lawyer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-346715</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Thanks A Lot, Part II]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I no longer eat at KFC because their chickens are
actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change
once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1142817</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kid's Life Truths]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her
brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don't hit back. They always
catch the second person.

4. Never ask your 3 year-old brother ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-884606</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Police Dog]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The ad in the local newspaper read: "Purebred Police Dog $25."

Thinking that to be a great bargain, Mrs. Claudette Ramsey ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van pulled up and left her the scruffiest, mangiest-looking mongrel she had ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-545641</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[10th Place Nobel Prize Winners]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[PHYSICS: John Moonstone and the late Thomas
Parnell of the University of Ohio, for patiently
conducting an experiment that began in the
year 1925 -- in which a glob of congealed black
tar has been slowly, dripping through a funnel,
at a rate of ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-34966</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Forgiveness]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did something 
really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, 
they made up. 

However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had 
done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-34964</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stanley Tucci on His Most Iconic Roles & How He Fell For His Wife | The Jonathan Ross Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4095897</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Margot Robbie Does Great Ink | Classic Clip | The Graham Norton Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4095896</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Colbert Before Air: Finders Keepers! David Alan Grier Leaves His Glasses Behind… Big Mistake]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4095895</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Caitríona Balfe on Embarrassing Moment with Prince, Not Knowing How Outlander Ends & Celebrity Fans]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4095894</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Steve Carell on His First Date Ever, Realizing He Can't Dance at a Paul McCartney Concert & Rooster]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4095893</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/11/2026</pubDate>
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