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		<title><![CDATA[Should We Expect More of This Sort of Thing?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was being laid off due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often!"

Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at
each other with that deer-...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-895943</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stupid Question]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"

To
which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"

He
smiled knowingly and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-895942</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fifty Fifty]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they ordered only one meal and an extra drinkcup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-558225</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Good Gift]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-558224</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Disturbing Find]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[One morning Bobby's mother was cleaning his room, and she found a dirty magazine depicting spanking under the bed. She was beside herself worrying, trying to think of how to handle the situation.<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-558223</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Can You Get Through This Marathon Without Laughing?! | Try Not To Laugh | The Graham Norton Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4216328</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Hilarious Tom Hanks Impressions That Broke The Rest of The Cast!]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4216327</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Trump's Concert Turns Into Total Disaster, He Brags About Health Exam & Spencer Pratt's Mayoral Ads]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4216326</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Carrie Fisher Roasts George Lucas at AFI Life Achievement Award]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4216325</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Who Said It?: Donald Trump vs. Cartoon Characters | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4216324</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tig Notaro Does Comedy With A Stool | CONAN on TBS]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4216323</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Foreign Language]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat
runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1151946</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different? Part I]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
-- Favorite Food

Dogs: kibbles

Computers: bits

-- Method used to end undesirable behavior

Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper

Computers: hit control-alt-delete

-- After destruction of personal property

Dogs: dog not found

Computers: file ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-895381</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Cheap Husband]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-557624</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Arm Pain]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Patient: 'I've got a terrible pain in my right arm, doctor.'

Doctor: 'Don't worry, it's just old age.'

Patient: 'But in that case, why doesn't my left arm hurt, too - I've had it just as long?'
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-557611</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Can't Sleep]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The senior civil servant went to the doctor and complained of being unable to sleep.

Doctor: 'Oh! Don't you sleep at night?'

Civil servant: 'Yes, I sleep very well at night. And I sleep quite soundly most of the mornings, too - but I find it's ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-557610</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Albanian Manufacturers]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.

"Your workers, they're escaping!" cries ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1150984</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Two Trouble Makers]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1150983</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Expressions Explained, Part II]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper
and dignified woman, as in "straight laced," wore a tightly tied
lace.

---

Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a
tax levied when purchasing playing cards...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-894893</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Expressions Explained, Part I]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was
either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington
showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while
others showed both
legs and both arms. Prices ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-894892</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/31/2026</pubDate>
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