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		<title><![CDATA[Ways to Keep Your Sanity]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they
slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your
voice.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

Put decaf ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-937772</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ways to Maintain Sanity]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they
slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your
voice.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

Put decaf ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-937771</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Bridge to Hawaii]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-60069</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Changing Standards of Beauty]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
In an American history discussion group, the professor was trying to 
explain how societies ideal of beauty changes with time.

"For example," he said, "take the 1921 Miss America. She stood five feet, 
one inch tall, weighed 108 pounds and had ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-60068</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Information]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
The personnel office received an email requesting
a listing of the department staff broken down by age
and sex.

The personnel office sent this reply...

"Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one
broken down by age or sex. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-9666</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Being Green pt. 1]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained,

“We didn’t have this green ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1378185</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/23/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Misc. Anecdotes pt. 4]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

Will Rogers, having paid too much income tax one year, tried in vain to claim a rebate. His numerous letters and queries remained unanswered. Eventually the form for the next year's return arrived. In the section marked "...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1378180</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/23/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[All Numbers Are Equal]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then

a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1191588</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/23/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Another Groaner]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buck an ear!   Aaaarrr!
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1191107</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/23/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[This Week's Cooking Diary]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Monday:

I decided I was going to cook for my husband Danny. Today, I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday:

Danny wanted fruit salad for supper. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-59214</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/23/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[More Feline Physics]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Law of Cat Elongation - A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Obstruction - A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1190953</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tidbits from Hollywood Squares]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you remember the original Hollywood Squares
and its comics, these tidbits may bring tears of
joy to your eyes!

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under
water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-936708</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[You've Turned Into a Mom When...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back 
and forth, back and forth. However, your children are...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-58273</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dog and Rabbit]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming
as tight as the one in Denver. My friend Chuck, after
searching for months, found the perfect place. Family
neighborhood, garden/lawn, etc. The problem was, he has a
dog, and the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-9406</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Funny Quotes]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away...if your car could go straight upwards." -- Sir Fred Hoyle 

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Always follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill. 

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"The ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-9352</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Diary of a Sad Dog pt. 1]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Dear Diary – It has occurred to me today that my dearest human has never sniffed my backside. I must bond with him in different ways. Like my father always used to say, if you want someone to look you in the eye make sure that your mouth smells...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1376917</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[More Predicting the Future]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA["Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" --H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.

"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper." --Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind....<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1190446</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Races]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track. One day he was there betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt when he noticed this priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-226728</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[British Airways flight 602]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA["This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-226727</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[They Walk Among Us]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-226722</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/21/2026</pubDate>
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