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		<title><![CDATA[Brooklyn Lawyer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Brooklyn lawyer named Ernie successfully defends a major crime lord from charges of dealing drugs, racketeering, murder, kidnapping, and selling arms. As he is leaving the courtroom, an indignant old woman grabs him by the arm and says, "Young ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1213500</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[do not use]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mitt Romney is doing what he can. He’s trying very hard. He wants to unite America, the rich with the wealthy, the poor with the indigent, and the white with the Caucasian.

David Letterman
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1213099</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bad Signs]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her, and she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-76524</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[What is Kitty?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens.

On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."

"How did you know that?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-76523</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Psychiatrists]]></title>
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While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a
walk.

"People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,"
one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own
problems."

"Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14098</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[You know you're having a bad day when pt. 1]]></title>
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Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.

The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1401262</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Clocks]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1212513</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Infinite Rednecks]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup 
trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of 
highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary 
works in Braille.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-75917</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Even More Useful Work Phrases]]></title>
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- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

- Who me? I just wander from room to room.

- My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-75916</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Doctor's Visit]]></title>
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A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked 
one of her co-workers to recommend a physician. 

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very 
expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, 
and one hundred dollars for each one after that...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14067</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pentagon Incentive]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early 
retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his 
full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight 
line along the retiring ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-959786</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Blonde Convention]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium
for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader
says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that
blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde
gingerly works her way ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13996</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Birthday Gift]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his 
wife. Some friends had been invited over that 
night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted 
to get something special. At the store he 
spotted some cute little music boxes. One 
blue one was ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13918</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Skeleton In The Closet]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago
to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to
other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be
dismantled floor by floor.

While working on the 49th floor, two ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13916</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Quick Quotes]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
"It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a 
teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, 
and then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ash- 
trays for Mother's Day." --Paul Clay 

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"We should have a way ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13834</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[One Wish]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope.....<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1211842</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sayings That Should Be On Buttons]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1211840</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pentagon Incentive]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early 
retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his 
full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight 
line along the retiring ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-75579</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[More How to Mess Up a Job Interview]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those 
interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't 
fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of the don'ts, we knew 
we'd disqualify ourselves...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-75578</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Quick Funny (or not so funny)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but
I couldn't find any.

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13837</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/03/2026</pubDate>
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