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		<title><![CDATA[What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. 
(He was caught cheating on a test).

2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).

3. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1313432</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Firing Squad]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jerry, Perry, and Cletus get captured and are placed before a firing squad. They are about to be executed when Jerry exclaims, "Look...Hurricane" and points to his left while he gets away.

Perry follows up with, "Look...Tornado," points and gets ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-336550</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[On the Way to Heaven]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[One day a Jerry, Perry, and Cletus were on their way to heaven.

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.

So Jerry made it to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-336549</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Secret Formula]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The police recently busted a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.

When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.

He had earlier been...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-156005</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fishing Trip]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Please pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas....<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-33082</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Conan Visits Finland's Underpants Museum | Late Night with Conan O’Brien]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4077104</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ringo Starr on Watching Paul McCartney Perform, New Beatles Movies & Abbey Road Album Cover]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4077103</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Henry Winkler Has a Bone to Pick with Larry David Over Curb Your Enthusiasm]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4077102</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kelly Clarkson Meets Steve Schirripa's Viral Dog Willie]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4077101</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jack Black Explains Why He Stormed Off The Set Of “Tropic Thunder” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4077100</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Amazing Discovery]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network.

Naturally, the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1312976</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Writing Prescriptions]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion?

The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass.

Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once into Yankee Stadium.

It came in handy as a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-533350</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Different Types]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Canadian, a Russian and an American all wanted to show off to each other so they each bought a new toilet. The Russian bought a wooden toilet, the Canadian bought a marble toilet, and the American bought a musical toilet.

The next day, the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-533346</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Chemical Plant Fire]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around. After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-533341</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Car Chase]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[One evening, two Alabama State Trooper patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Chevy Camaro going east on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.

The rookie Trooper pulled over right ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-533340</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Willie Nelson On Weed, Writing "Crazy" and More | David Letterman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4076103</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paul Simon Takes The Colbert Questionert]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4076102</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Prediction Markets: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4076101</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[“Weird Al” Yankovic on Big Artists Wanting Him to Parody Their Songs, Playing Accordion & New Tour]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4076100</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4076099</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/20/2026</pubDate>
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