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		<title><![CDATA[Timothy Olyphant Drew on Seth’s Cue Cards and Requested His Own Personalized Show Mug]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4267084</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Homer Simpson's Odyssey | The Simpsons | Disney+ UK]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4267083</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fauci Takes the 5th Amendment While MAGA Cracks His Diary Open & Calls Him Hitler | The Daily Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4267081</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Christopher Nolan Reveals What Almost Destroyed The Odyssey, Explains Why He Wouldn't Do a Rom-Com]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4267080</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ideas of Interest]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[-- I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know 
what to feed it.

-- I had amnesia once -- or twice.

-- Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

-- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

-- They told me I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-926928</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Flying First Class]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My husband and I were boarding an airplane with
our two small children when he commented that
it was too bad we weren't flying first class, where
we'd have more room for our infant.

"They probably don't allow babies in first class," I said.

"On ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-926927</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Last Commandment]]></title>
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A Sunday School class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to 
discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.

Susie raised her hand, stood tall and quoted, "Thou shalt not take the 
covers off thy ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-51726</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Judge]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
When Dan was appointed to the Superior Court it was generally 
believed that he would be a strict law and order judge, one 
willing to use the three strikes law to keep repeat offenders 
off the street. But it didn't work out that way, Judge D. 
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-6713</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Missing Tail light]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
"How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked 
the policeman after pulling over a motorist. 

The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car and gave a 
long, painful groan and put his face in his hands. 

He seemed so upset ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-6711</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Trade With the Wife pt. 3]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing greens for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After
supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1366853</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Three Women Spice Up Their Relationship pt. 4]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,

“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1366850</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Three Women Spice Up Their Relationship pt. 3]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1366849</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Gaffe City]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mitt Romney is getting a lot of attention for a series of gaffes he's made while he's in London. And in response, Romney said that he has nothing but respect for the people of England, especially their monarch, Queen Latifah.

Jimmy Fallon
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1180616</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Internet]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
My 50-something friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her 
mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to 
acess the popular "Ask Jeeves" site, and we told her it 
could answer any question she had. 

Nancy's mother was very ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-6421</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Home after all]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Housewife: "How did you know I was home? My son told you I was out"

Salesman: "It was easy Lady. He was mowing the lawn."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1366699</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dealing With Telemarketers pt. 2]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

Say “No” over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

If MCI calls trying to get you to sign...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1366217</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dealing With Telemarketers pt. 1]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1366216</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Even More Words from Women]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How 
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
- Linda Ellerbee

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
- Zsa Zsa ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1180553</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Still More Words from Women]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
- Gilda Radner

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson

Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an 
assistant professor. It is for a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1180552</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Triumph is Our Opening Act - Humor Me With Robert Smigel & Friends]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4265221</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/31/2026</pubDate>
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