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		<title><![CDATA[Big Box Small Box Prank]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4234687</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tom Hanks' HILARIOUS Harvard Speech Leaves Audience in Splits: “I Make a Good Living...”]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4234686</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tom Hanks and Tim Allen Took Fan Photos as Woody and Buzz; Talks Toy Story 5]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4234685</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sesame Street: Elvis Costello & Elmo Sing a Monster Went and Ate My Red 2]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4234684</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Larry David on Comedy Notes from Obama, Not Singing at McCartney Concert & Cheering for The Knicks]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4234683</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Marriage Lessons]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-568869</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[It All Comes Back Around]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[At age 4 success is . . . . not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.

At age 35 success is . . . .having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-568868</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Great Truths That Adults Have Learned]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-568865</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Great Truths That Children Have Learned]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-568864</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Present]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Kid 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."

Kid 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"

Kid 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-568863</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Grandma and God]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"

I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"

"You're both old," he replied.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1540999</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Reverse Polygamy]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen," the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"

"Easy," the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1161063</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How To Get A Life]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[<i>It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how:</i>

- Let go of the mouse.

- Turn off the computer.

- Play a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-905251</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lost]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A man is lost in the desert. He used up the last of his 
water three days ago and he's lying, gasping, on the sand, 
when in the distance he suddenly hears a voice calling 
"Mush! Mush!" 

Not trusting his ears he turns his head and there it is 
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-38706</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Water Beds]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Since I had been selling water beds for almost four years, 
I thought I had heard every question imaginable. But then a 
customer asked me, "Can you deliver it filled with water?" 

Stunned, I replied, "Are you kidding? It would weigh over 
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-38614</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Golf score]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[First golfer, Bill: "What was your score?"

Bob: "Seventy-two."

Bill: "That's not too bad at all!"

Bob: "Thanks! I hope I'll do better on the second hole."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1540634</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Failing Grade]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Peter walked up to his teacher s desk, holding a report card with a big red F.

"If I were you," said Peter, "I would change this while you still can."

"Why is that?" asked the teacher.

"Because my daddy told me that if I brought home one more ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1540628</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Cowboy's Guide to Life]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Never squat with yer spurs on.

- There are two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.

- Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

- If you get to thinkin' you're ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-904679</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Life's Crazy Rules]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be
overcome given enough time and money. Corollary: You are
never given enough time or money.

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to
pick up five items at the store and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-904307</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Social Worker]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A social worker asks a collegue: "What time is it?"

The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."

The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-365747</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/20/2026</pubDate>
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