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		<title><![CDATA[Beautiful Choir]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was visitors' day at the lunatic asylum. All the patients were standing out in the courtyard and singing, "Ave Maria",  and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and   tapping it rhythmically with a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1548032</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Van Gogh's Family Tree]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
- The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
- The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop an Gogh
- The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh
- The cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh
- His magician uncle - Where-...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1548031</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lamaze Class]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1171791</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A little smart Prayer?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1171404</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dot Com Mergers]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the aftermath of all of the recent mergers, it has been leaked that Yahoo! is taking over the following companies:

Disney
Data General
United Health Care

The names of the new mega company will be:

Hoo-Dis, Hoo-Dat, and Hoo-Cares.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-580846</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Terms to Know]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[FOREIGN FILM -- any movie shown in Texas theater
that isn't a western.

OPTIMIST -- girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

MAGAZINE -- bunch of printed pages that tell you
what's coming in the next issue.

COLLEGE -- The four-year period when ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-916306</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Very Drunk]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man stumbles out of a bar one night obviously drunk.

He makes his way down the street knocking into everything in his path.

A police officer watches him from a cruiser across the street.

The man comes up to a parked car, fumbles around in his...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-580340</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[More of Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[DATING (Outside the Family)

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-580334</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Toilet Brush]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle.

They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-580327</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Effective Recruits]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in 
fatigue details. A sergeant reported thoughtfully: "Sir, I just discovered 
something that does the work of fifty men."

"What is it?" the officer got interested.

"Two ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-41419</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Wife's Last Words]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tina was on her deathbed, with her husband Mike at her side.
He held her cold hand as silent tears streamed down his face.

"Mike," she said weakly.

"Hush my darling," he interrupted, "don't talk, save your strength."

But she insisted, "Mike, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1170375</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Count to Three]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy
courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the
beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small
stream, the woman's horse mis...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-915694</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[About Two Miles]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling
prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men, longing for water and
rest, were impatient to reach the next town.

A rancher rode past.

"Say, friend", called out one of the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-915693</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bangety Bang Bang!]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant
that he didn't have a rifle.

"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just
point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."

"But what ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-915692</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bangety Bang Bang!]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant 
that he didn't have a rifle.

"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just 
point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."

"But what...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-41421</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Two Guys in a Bar]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. Then the bartender says, ”Sorry, but you can’t eat your own food in here.” So the two guys look at each other and swap lunches.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1546975</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Six Feet Under the Sheets]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. “Oh, my gosh, your husband is home! What am I going to do?”

“Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk, he won’t notice you here with ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1546974</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Amusement on a Single Line]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1355172</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Liners: Just One]]></title>
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The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1355170</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bathtub Test]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the 
criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be 
institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, 
a teacup ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-39929</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/11/2026</pubDate>
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