Committing rhymes against humanity

Gene Weingarten on

WASHINGTON -- We bring you here some brand-new "pokes,"

Poems telling old stale jokes.

Today's, howe'er, are faves of mine ...

(Rude and cheeky, by design.)

The Choice

To a savage land two men of God did travel.


They sought to give to heathens Christian voice.

Their mission soon most gravely did unravel

For seized they were, and given a grim choice:

"You may choose roo-roo," said the village chief


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