Committing rhymes against humanity
WASHINGTON -- We bring you here some brand-new "pokes,"
Poems telling old stale jokes.
Today's, howe'er, are faves of mine ...
(Rude and cheeky, by design.)
To a savage land two men of God did travel.
They sought to give to heathens Christian voice.
Their mission soon most gravely did unravel
For seized they were, and given a grim choice:
"You may choose roo-roo," said the village chief