Famous quotes: The right interpretation
WASHINGTON -- Last month we witnessed several occasions where people cynically twisted history to justify right-wing ideology. Just before Martin Luther King Jr. Day, for example, Vice President Pence claimed that the civil rights' leader's "promise of democracy" speech was, in effect, an endorsement of the Trump wall. Later, on Holocaust Remembrance Day, Republicans in Texas declared that a principal lesson of the Holocaust, which was perpetrated by a virulently, criminally right-wing regime, was that "Leftism kills."
Both of these statements smacked of genius, of course. If accuracy doesn't matter, if the audacious lie is no sin, there's no limit to how history can be used to support just about any lunatic assertion. With a little help from friends. I present some here:
When Ronald Reagan said, "Tear down this wall," he clearly wanted the construction materials harvested and shipped to the United States to build a different wall.
When Winston Churchill reportedly said, "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on," he meant that, in life, the biggest liars are the biggest winners. Truth-tellers are dufuses with their pants down.
When Michelle Obama said, "When they go low, we go high," she was confessing that Democrats take drugs.
When Galileo said, "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him," he was foreseeing the reign of a great leader half a millennium later.
When Lindsey Graham called President Trump a "race-baiting, xenophobic ... bigot" in 2015, he was just complimenting Trump on his impressive appeal to so much of the United States.
When Emma Lazarus wrote: "Give me your tired, your poor / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free / The wretched refuse of your teeming shore ... " she was making the point that s--hole countries aren't sending us their best people.
When Jesus said, "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth," he was demanding an end to the inheritance tax.
When Thomas Jefferson reportedly said, "the government that governs best, governs least" he meant that at least 22 hours of a president's day should be devoted to watching TV.