Rhymes against humanity
A medical researcher went to her shrink
And said that her co-workers all seem to think
That she is too literal, and that it's a flaw,
"At me they laugh and they grin and guffaw."
"And how do you feel?" he inquired of her.
"Why, through monoamine neurotransmitters, sir."
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The Beer Paradox
An infinite number of mathematicians
Walked into a bar on one recent night,
And, under the strangest of barroom conditions,