Rhymes against humanity

Gene Weingarten on

Into a tavern drifts an infectious disease

And orders a beer and some yogurt and toast.

The bartender thunders, "Get out of here, please."

The pathogen sniffs, "Well, you're not a good host."

An Uplifting Experience

A biochemist was reading a book about helium

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She found it while searching the bookstores in town.

Goosebumps it gave her, on her epithelium.

The problem, she said: "I could not put it down."

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