Rhymes against humanity
Into a tavern drifts an infectious disease
And orders a beer and some yogurt and toast.
The bartender thunders, "Get out of here, please."
The pathogen sniffs, "Well, you're not a good host."
An Uplifting Experience
A biochemist was reading a book about helium
She found it while searching the bookstores in town.
Goosebumps it gave her, on her epithelium.
The problem, she said: "I could not put it down."
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