Gene's true calling
WASHINGTON -- Today is the newest installment of my Pulitzer Prize-winning coverage of the plight of the beleaguered customer service representative.
S.O.S steel wool pads
Me: Do I need to clean off the food scraps from a used S.O.S pad before my dog eats it?
Ingrid: Yes, be sure to rinse it well.
Me: Good. I see it as a good source of fiber. She loves them.
Ingrid: Wait, you're talking about rinsing the bowl, right?
Me: No, the S.O.S pad. She eats the S.O.S pad.
Ingrid: I do apologize! No, the product is not meant for a pet to consume! Don't feed it to the dog.
Me: Oh, I don't.