Rhyme and punishment

Gene Weingarten on

Rene says, "I think not,"

And promptly Descartes ... disappears.

Three Slugs, retold as an 18th-century ballad

Buy me some hooch and I'll tell of a guy

Who orders his drinks in threes.

Always the same: Three shots of rye,

In silence. No shootin' the breeze.

One day I says, "Buddy, what is it with these?"

He looks right at me and he winks.

"Two brothers I've got. They're at war overseas.


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