Scoffing at Dangerfield: It's what he would have wanted
It was OK. I had lots more: "I joined the Optimists Club. Within a week all the others had committed suicide."
"That's not funny to me."
Next entry: "When I went trick-or-treating, neighbors didn't bother with apples, they just handed me a razor blade."
Silence. I was dying up there.
The next one: "I asked the bartender for the strongest thing he had, and he had the bouncer kick my butt."
Yes, Rodney said. His first winner. Then he made it his, and better: "I sez to the bartender, gimme the strongest t'ing you have. His bouncer beat me up!"
Next entry: "When I go to a restaurant, the waiters make me spit in my own iced tea."
"I asked Kevorkian for help. He mailed me a noose."