Cosmic Character Assessment

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In the same way that nobody returns from the mall saying, "I saved $12 million dollars because I didn't buy anything," it's also not exactly fair to say, "I'm a good person because I don't murder." The planets suggest we'll be making character judgments today. Just remember that people aren't best defined by what they don't do.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). Routines give us a sense of comfort and purpose. They let us relax and, at the same time, be stronger and work harder within the confines of what we're doing, knowing that we don't have to search for or fear what comes next.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Since the treasure of this day is hidden inside the dirt of relationships you may have to dig for it a bit. Do what it takes to connect. Mostly this will involve letting someone else be the star.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). People are wary of emotionalism, over-righteousness and anything with too much "sound and fury." That's why your very subtle and classy pitch will get serious traction today.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). It doesn't seem fair that some days seem to rush and blur on their way to nowhere. But nothing lasts like yesterday, on and on and on. Some yesterdays last longer than others.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Use your creativity and you'll get more. You can never run out, actually. The only way you'll stop being creative is if you believe you have no more ideas, but that belief would be false. Don't believe false things.

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). When you get it wrong, it's not the end of the world; it's just another lesson. Take it from your sign mate Bill Murray: You die in the improv set five times out of nine. When you get over your fear of dying, nothing really scares you anymore.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Figure out the story and the general direction of your message and then deliver it from the heart. This is how you let people in on who you are and make them come to love and trust you.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). When you get really close to success, you're likely to panic. This is normal. It's just the brain's way of telling you that you're about to enter a new level. Breathe, and keep going. The doors will open before you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You don't have to invent anything to solve today's problem. Recombine the existing ideas until you come up with something that feels fresh to you; then try it out.


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