While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.

Every time you spend money, you're casting a vote for the kind of world you want.

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.

My father was often angry when I was most like him.

You're dealing with the demon of external validation. You can't beat external validation. You want to know why? Because it feels sooo good.

When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said "hush" just once.

In university, they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun?

To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world for people to do. They'd rather take their clothes off.

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.

To be a saint does not exclude fine dresses nor a beautiful house.

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark.

You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans.

Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.