Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend.
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
So much has been said and sung of beautiful young girls, why don't somebody wake up to the beauty of old women?
The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.
The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight."