WASHINGTON -- Mitt Romney "unzipped" is the stuff of cartoonists' dreams.
The image suggested came from none other than his wife, Ann, when a Baltimore radio interviewer asked whether it's true that her husband is stiff. Yes, do go ahead and cover the children's eyes.
"Well, you know, I guess we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out because he is not!" laughed the Mrs.
But, really, should we be talking like this? About unzipping the stiff and letting the "real Mitt" out? Goodness gracious, as Romney would say. What's next, hot cocoa before noon?
Ann Romney's comments coincided with the punditocracy's swoon over her husband's lack of popularity among the once-fairer sex. (Women have cojones now, you may have heard, while men are ransacking Viagra warehouses. Dots, anyone?) Recent polls show single women under 50 scrambling back into the warm embrace of Barack Obama after a brief flirtation with the Republican boy band -- Mitt, Rick, Ron and Newt.
Was it something they said about birth control?
This seems to be the conventional wisdom. Once contraception became a topic of debate, women amscrayed in the other direction. It isn't as though women haven't always found the Democratic Party more hospitable, but the brouhaha over whether "Obamacare" should force religious groups to fund or endorse insurance coverage for contraception seems to have reminded women of just how fragile reproductive autonomy is.
It didn't help that at the same time, some states moved to force ultrasounds on women seeking abortion; Rush Limbaugh called a young woman a "slut" when she appeared on Capitol Hill to make a case for contraceptive coverage; the GOP looks and acts like a fraternity of cranky old white men.
But what really gives with the old gender gap? Why are women running away from Republicans if, as Ann Romney insists, they're really interested in the economy and jobs, not abortions and "free" birth control?
In 12 battleground states where pollsters recently took to clipboards, more than 60 percent of women under 50 prefer Obama over Mitt Romney. Just a few weeks ago, fewer than half of this group said they'd re-elect the president. Which means, of course, that things could shift in another few weeks.
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