From the ArcaMax Publishing, Kathleen Parker Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/kathleenparker/s-571353-495365
WASHINGTON -- A wise man once said that love is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
No one who managed to get through the torture of South Carolina Gov.
Mark Sanford's news conference admitting to an affair would disagree.
Yes, I know, shocking. Another Republican affair. Next thing you know,
we'll learn that a Democrat hasn't paid his taxes. There does seem to
be a pattern of failure in those matters about which people purport to
care the most.
If we were feeling charitable, we might say something about man's
fallen nature and his attempt to repair himself through public works.
Thus, Republicans touting family values can't seem to stay zipped.
Democrats raising taxes can't seem to spare the change come April.
We might conclude that public espousals carry certain risks of
self-incrimination.
Before charity exhausts its welcome, let's do give Sanford this much:
He has a flair for the dramatic in what otherwise would have been
merely banal. Nothing like vanishing for a few days amid lies, mystery
and frenzied speculation to get that "whole sparking thing" going, as
Sanford ickily described his affair.
That was but one of many bits of information the governor might have
spared the world -- and especially his family. His news conference
felt like a combination AA meeting-tent revival, filled with
self-recrimination and flagellation, absent only the sackcloth, ashes
and Oprah. Although his agony seemed sincere enough to make me want to
offer the man a cigarette, his apparent need to drag everyone else
along his Via Dolorosa was both personally embarrassing and
politically disastrous.
The man would not stop talking. But first he wouldn't start. Even
though most cable news channels covered the spectacle live -- and the
room was fairly bursting with media and equipment -- Sanford began
with a wistful recounting of his adventurous youth when he loved to
hike the Appalachian Trail. What? He spoke for five minutes about
those good ol' days before moving, finally, to the point: Where did he
go, with whom, and why?
One sensed that the governor was afraid to put a period at the end of
the sentence, whereupon his own sentence would begin. As long as he
talked, he could entertain an illusion of control over his life.
People generally will forgive human frailty, especially in matters of
the flesh. After too many such public trials, schadenfreude begins to
feel as unseemly as the original sin.
But Sanford's foray into iniquity has potential repercussions beyond
what he and his wife ultimately resolve. He did disappear for several
days, five of which he confessed to having spent "crying in
Argentina." What is it about that place?
And, there's no nice way to put this, he lied -- by omission if not
commission.
He lied by not telling his staff where he was going or how to reach
him. He deceived his staff by allowing them to believe and then report
to the media that the governor was hiking in the Appalachians. And
most important to his political future, he failed to make arrangements
for his state's uninterrupted governance.
To his credit, Sanford acknowledged all of these failings, but he
seemed less interested in discussing his shirking of executive duty
than in making rending statements about the condition of his heart.
Not only did we learn Sanford's philosophy of moral absolutes, but we
were led through the meaning and purpose of God's laws. The governor
even lectured on the definition of sin.
Spiritually, Sanford may have succeeded in checking off several acts
of contrition. But politically, he did everything wrong -- invoking
religion, apologizing endlessly, and acknowledging friends in a sort
of reverse intervention.
Meanwhile, the questions that matter remain essentially unaddressed.
Can a governor lie about his whereabouts and leave the country while
his state is untended? Were taxpayer funds ever used in the pursuit of
his personal gratification? Exactly a year ago, Sanford went on a
South Carolina trade and investment trip to Brazil and Argentina.
Undoubtedly, that trip's receipts will be closely examined.
If not for Sanford's appalling judgment in disappearing, his personal
travails might never have come to public light. That alone suggests
that he is a man unmoored from reality and, just possibly, unfit for
public office.
Sanford ended his tearful remarks by saying he was committed to
getting his heart right. It might serve him better to think about
getting his head right.
========
Kathleen Parker's e-mail address is kparker@kparker.com