Things You'll Never Hear Darth Vader Say
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- If this is a consular ship, could you please tell the ambassador to come out of hiding so we could discuss this like civilized beings?
- Has anyone seen my inhaler?
- Impressive...most impressive. Can you do that again?
- You should not have come back. But, since you're here, let's shake hands and call it even.
- But I was going into Toshi station to pick up some power converters!
- Man, this armor chafes.
- Luke, do you ever get that not-so fresh feeling?
- Wow! Neat!
- What does that button do?
- I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
- Oh man! I just shot Cpt. Needa in the face! Needa's dead, baby. Needa's dead.
- Here's looking at you, kid.
- Are you the keymaster?
- Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me!
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