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Nothing Works
I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened.
She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.
"That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me."
She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"
This news arrived on: 06/23/2009
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Posted Comments:
06-29-2009 19:40
JAC wrote:
006 YOU'RE AN IDIOT! GO AWAY!!!
06-29-2009 10:22
006 wrote:
only only only only only only work for you.
dear some one,your all jobs not work able in my country,please call me in your country,i,ll work,
day and night only for you,and your childern,and cute mom,
now listen song=i promise with every thing i,m.
day and night only for you,and your childern,and cute mom,
now listen song=i promise with every thing i,m.
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