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Majorly Busted

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.

Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.

Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that mess?"

This news arrived on: 06/23/2009

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06-29-2009 19:44

JAC wrote:

007 GO AWAY! YOU ARE AN IDIOT ALSO!!

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06-29-2009 10:39

chief engineer 007 wrote:

busted big,

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some one because i love you,i,m listening your negitive jokes,
now listen song= because i love you.

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06-29-2009 09:58

weirdness wrote:

golfing

okay marriage jokes only make glad i'm not married.

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06-29-2009 09:55

weirdness wrote:

golfing

she had to be kidding, or her lover would had to have a key and get in bed with her every
saturday. my point is if the husband plays "36 holes" every saturday. That's two rounds of golf. he's deserves what he gets.

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