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Marriage Quotes By Men
- It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
- Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
- A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'
- Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
- A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!
- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
- If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
- A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
This news arrived on: 06/23/2009
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Posted Comments:
06-29-2009 10:09
007 wrote:
marrige dairy
dear my heart,006,you have done many mistake in past life,in love life,with some one,
my heart listen song today only=dear dairy only.alone in late night,this better for you.
my heart listen song today only=dear dairy only.alone in late night,this better for you.
06-29-2009 09:59
007 wrote:
marrige quotes.
dear my heart 006,some one is very very depress woman,please don,t talk with every day,every hours,
every minutes,every seconds,every heart beating in feelings,she has,already lanched websight= adultbeat.please no more disturbe.and don,t send messeges for marrige,she has closed chapter at marrige,she all alway speak in this world,i,m play girl,fun girl,only.
every minutes,every seconds,every heart beating in feelings,she has,already lanched websight= adultbeat.please no more disturbe.and don,t send messeges for marrige,she has closed chapter at marrige,she all alway speak in this world,i,m play girl,fun girl,only.
06-29-2009 02:08
006,non stop loving wrote:
marriage quotes.
dear some one your all feeling for men totaly true.
if you like me,and love me,please call me in your country,
today i,ll not press you for marrige.
you know what is better for you.
if you like me,and love me,please call me in your country,
today i,ll not press you for marrige.
you know what is better for you.
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