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Remembering the Anniversary

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us kissing in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years!"

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today!"

This news arrived on: 06/22/2009

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Posted Comments:

07-02-2009 01:47

wrote:

to the person who didnt get the ending

he'd be getting out of jail but he is still stuck in the marriage

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07-01-2009 02:08

wrote:

You go boy!!!

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06-30-2009 21:21

^_^ wrote:

^_^

umm i think i dont understand the ending. :))

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06-30-2009 17:51

006 wrote:

remembering expariments

i,m daily doing diffrents expariments for marrige life,only, but some one is out my range,
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some,one, listen song today=i realy see to love you.
(1975 old)

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06-30-2009 14:36

scajen22 wrote:

Remembering the Anniversary

LOVED it! I passed it on to an inmate!

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