From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-407174-842633
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing
bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a
credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on
drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested
for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the
rest of us in line.