From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-371637-827569
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came
upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the
curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered
a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the
excited scientist exclaimed.
To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A
week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were
right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did
you know?"
"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000
Shekels on Goliath'."