From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-371634-330932

Getting There is Half the Battle

An excited man calls the fire department and says, "Help me, my house is on fire!!"

The fireman says, "Where do you live?"

The man replies, "I am too excited, I can't tell you the exact address."

The fireman asks, "How do you expect us to get there?"

The man replies, "What do you mean 'how'? The big red truck."

This news arrived on: 07/01/2008

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