From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-371102-558291
- Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.
- Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.
- Needles: It's
better to give than to receive.
- Reassure your patients that
all bleeding stops....eventually.
- Expose yourself to rare,
exotic, & exciting new diseases.
- Interesting aromas.
-
Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
- Celebrate the
holidays with all your friends.....at work.
- Take comfort that
most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.
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Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in
perfectly legible handwriting.