From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-368086-465426
A man goes to a psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I
can't stop thinking about relations."
The psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and
pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states,
"That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologist says, "Very interesting," and shows the next picture.
"And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a
man and a woman having relations."
The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the
same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a
man and a woman having relations."
The psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with
relations."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the
dirty pictures!"