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Everybody
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
This news arrived on: 06/23/2008
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Posted Comments:
07-02-2008 15:03
reldats 3 wrote:
EVERYBODY
Every committee chairman's nightmare.
07-02-2008 10:07
Aminuddin A Khan wrote:
Everybody
Deadbody laugh at....
07-01-2008 22:29
littletexkitty wrote:
If Everybody is Somebody, and Nobody can be Anybody, then won't Everybody be Anybody, and eventually Nobody can turn into Somebody?
07-01-2008 11:18
Nicole wrote:
This is a great one! I love it!
07-01-2008 10:04
Hubie Quiva Schlitz wrote:
nobody
So anybody told the story to a bunch nobodies that were sombodies in hopes that everbody might be somebodies for anybody ..... but nobody LISTENED because they were too busy talking about nobody to somebody thinking they were anybody when they weren't ....... they were everybody.
2 ears - 1 mouth ...... anybody ?
The whole equals the sum of it's parts and part of the whole needs the other parts to make the whole or it's a hole. Correct ?
We all count one, except for me and i'm trying to become 5/8ths - it's been a life long dream to be of fractional significance. ;0)
~ HQ Schlitz ~
2 ears - 1 mouth ...... anybody ?
The whole equals the sum of it's parts and part of the whole needs the other parts to make the whole or it's a hole. Correct ?
We all count one, except for me and i'm trying to become 5/8ths - it's been a life long dream to be of fractional significance. ;0)
~ HQ Schlitz ~
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