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College Sports Quiz
A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if
he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke.
"Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They
were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge
fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That
guy in the corner was Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter.
And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely
positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"
"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain
it 5 times."
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Posted Comments:
07-01-2008 21:56
littletexkitty wrote:
Repeat! But: All he'll want for xmas is his two front teeth.