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In the Confession Box

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, there's no paper in this one either."

This news arrived on: 06/23/2008

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Posted Comments:

07-02-2008 11:05

Logging Chief wrote:

confession box

Do that a WalMart dressing room too. Ask the lady outside if there in any TP in the other room. too funny

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07-02-2008 05:07

revhandlin wrote:

confession box

by far the best surprise ending I've read in months 'roflmho'

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07-02-2008 01:13

wrote:

I could 'kissh you' for the 'tissue issue'. That makes it better than the joke itself! L.O.L.

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07-02-2008 01:07

B.H. wrote:

Confession Box

S.C. H.:I could 'kish you' for your tissue issue!
You got a whole thing started that was better than the joke itself. Ho-Ho-Ho! Better than Santa Claus!

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07-01-2008 17:55

wrote:

If he did, we'll have to call on S.C.H. to come with his tissue issueand mop and clean up! he-he!

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