From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-367495-201372
You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be
known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the
hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it
appear that they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"