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Posted Comments:
07-01-2008 17:03
wrote:
Gee Pat... I'm sure just about every woman wishes she had found you first.My appologies to you! You don't belong in the same group I was commenting on. so there are still some nice guys around. Not all are selfish pigs like I've seen.
Strange - I've always opened the door for my wife and I've always carried the suitcases. I've also paid for her plane trips on my credit card and paid her restaurant bills on my credit card - am I whipped or what?