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Sound of Drums

A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out a very remote locale for researching the mating behaviour of the giant rat of Sumatra.

Around dusk of the first day, he's sitting by the campfire with his guide when in the distance, he hears tribal drums. They get louder. The guide announces, "I don't like the sound of those drums."

The dusk turns evening. The drums get louder. The guide says, "I really don't like the sound of those drums."

Evening turns to dead of night. The drums get louder and louder, until it is obvious that the drummers must be quite close. The guide says again, "I really don't like the sound of those drums."

Suddenly the drums stop, and a voice from the darkness cries out, "Hey man, he's not our regular drummer!"

This news arrived on: 06/19/2008

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Posted Comments:

06-25-2008 20:19

wrote:

Sound of the Drums

This is stupid! If this is a joke, I give up!

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06-25-2008 09:45

madd wrote:

this was the most stupidest jokes EVER it was so LAME

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06-24-2008 17:41

Danielle wrote:

maby you need to not write jokes

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06-24-2008 17:26

ICUC wrote:

milwjohn: you can "pay" your "tombone" all you want, but I don't think that will help.lol! As I see it, the guide knew all along that by the sound of those drums there was DANGER APPROACHING from an unfriendly tribe. The guide's last remark was heard by the tribe leader, so he checked and sure enough, it was a different drummer confusing the tribe into believing something different.

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06-24-2008 17:02

leah wrote:

sound of drums

Great! I love good clean jokes!

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