From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-364598-182716
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal
lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.
The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted.
"We got $25 between us."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers... we had
$100 when we broke in!"