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Stupid Cops

One evening, two Alabama State Trooper patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Chevy Camaro going east on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect vehicle crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.

The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, "Hey Sarge, why the heck did you stop? We almost had that guy and his girlfriend."

The Sarge replied, "You stupid rookie! That Camaro is in Georgia now. They are an hour ahead of us, so we'll never be able to catch 'em."

This news arrived on: 06/16/2008

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07-01-2008 20:49

wrote:

stupid cops

the name says it all how stupid do you have to be to become a cop anyway

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06-25-2008 09:52

wrote:

back up off the north!!!

I'm from the north, too. And we are all about business! That's why I'm days late from commenting! This joke is stupid, stupid, stupid and the "Sarge" needs to be demoted! LOL!!!!!!!!

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06-23-2008 01:24

wrote:

Tell us Jackie where are you from?Maybe we can decide then how stupid we think you are.I guess you are not from the south you are more than likely from the north. I will bet that you work
in the south.It always amazed me how the northern people always cut the southerns down but when they come to the south a lot of them stay.I have visited the north and there are some of the most unfriendly people I have ever seen, Some of the northerns are just plain rude.

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06-23-2008 01:05

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stupid cops

I live in Alabama and My husband is in law enforcement. There are some stupid people everywhere and all of them are not from Alabama.
My husband has a BS and Masters in criminal justice and is a very smart man.

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06-23-2008 00:11

angellovem wrote:

stupid cops

HEY JACKIE WHERE ARE YOU FROM BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE ONE OF THE STUPIDIST PEOPLE EVER ON HERE.....

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