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Passionate
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street,
stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and
instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They
loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the
back with the drunk woman.
As they drove through the streets they kept asking the old woman where
she lived, all the old lady would say as she stroked the officers arm
is, "You're Passionate."
They drove awhile longer and asked again, but again the same response
as she stroked his arm, "You're Passionate."
The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and
said to the woman, "Look we have driven around this city for two hours
and you still haven't told us where you live!"
She replied, "I keep trying to tell you, you're passin it!"
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