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Horse Walks into a Bar

Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper. The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it.

Now the barman figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old 'short-change' trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar. The horse doesn't say a word.

The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another. The bartender says to him, "Y'know, we don't get many horses in here."

To which the horse replies, "At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised!"



This news arrived on: 06/16/2008
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Posted Comments:

06-25-2008 04:46
wrote:



Super Lame.

How can a horse ever talk



06-23-2008 10:31
MilwJohn wrote:



So why the long face people?



06-22-2008 17:18
aarca Max wrote:

jokes

First time I ever heard, the horse joke. Loved it.



06-22-2008 08:35
AZ Desert Rat wrote:

Old, Old Joke

A horse...2008
A monkey...1998
A dog...1988
A penguin...1978
Well, you get the idea.
My Dad told me this one in the early 50's and it was an OLD JOKE then. (Still funny though...)




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