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Beer Producers

There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on.

Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, than neither will I."



This news arrived on: 06/16/2008
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Posted Comments:

06-24-2008 10:58
... wrote:



oh! dis!
hilarious



06-23-2008 10:22
MilwJohn wrote:



I don't drink any more. Of course, I don't drink any less.



06-22-2008 11:12
bond wrote:



the only real bear is CANADAIN



06-22-2008 04:26
wrote:



he is intelligent //all must have demanded the beer not names



06-21-2008 16:43
wrote:



What he's really saying is, only his is real BEER.
The rest of the brands are horse pi.. (you know what)!




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