From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-363900-227218
Husband: Hi dear. I'm logged in
Wife: Have you brought the
groceries?
Husband: Bad command or file name
wife: But I
told you in the morning ?
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort,
retry, cancel?
Wife: What about my new TV ?
Husband:
Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I
need to do some shopping
Husband: Sharing violation. Access
denied
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot
like you
Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: You are
useless
Husband: By default
Wife: What about your salary
?
Husband: File in use. Try after some time
Wife: Who
was in the car this morning ?
Husband: System is unstable.
Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot
Wife: Are you going to have
some snacks ?
Husband: File system full
Wife: What is
the relation between you and your receptionist ?
Husband: only
user with WRITE permission
Wife: What is my value in this
family ?
Husband: Unknown virus
Wife: Do you love me or
your computer or you're being just funny ?
Husband: Too many
parameters!
Wife: I will go to my dad's house.
Husband:
This program has performed an illegal operation and will be
terminated
Wife: I'll leave you forever
Husband: Close
all programs and logout and then login as another user
Wife:
It's worthless talking to you
Husband: Shutdown the computer
Wife: I'm going
Husband: It's now safe to turn off your
computer