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Exercise Techniques

Physical exercise is good for you. We know that we should do it daily, but our bodies don't want us to do too much, so here's a program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.

01) Beating around the bush

02) Jumping to conclusions

03) Climbing the walls

04) Swallowing your pride

05) Passing the buck

06) Throwing your weight around

07) Dragging your heels

08) Pushing your luck

09) Making mountains out of molehills

10) Hitting the nail on the head

11) Wading through paperwork

12) Bending over backwards

13) Jumping on the bandwagon

14) Balancing the books

15) Running around in circles

16) Eating crow

17) Tooting your own horn

18) Climbing the ladder of success

19) Pulling out all the stops

20) Adding fuel to the fire

21) Opening a can of worms

22) Putting your foot in your mouth

23) Starting the ball rolling

24) Going over the edge

25) Picking up the pieces

Whew! That's a workout! Now sit down and

26) Exercise caution.





This news arrived on: 11/15/2005
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11-11-2009 01:45
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super acting STUPID!

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11-08-2009 18:00
joe bust wrote:

excercise techniques

healthy advice. good one liked it thanks. joe

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11-08-2009 04:18
super actor wrote:

exercise techniques

doctor victoria has taken world,s largest award
( Kungery )for every person,because she is eating crow from 1989,in new world.
she is not kungery for super actor.

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