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From the Heart

The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a junior high school in Memphis, Tennessee; the letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. This story is a credit to all humankind. Read it, soak it in, and bask in the warm feeling that it leaves you with.

Dear Reyer School:

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the county home for the aged. All my people are gone. It's nice to know that someone thinks of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but would never let me listen to it, no matter how often or politely I asked. The other day her radio fell and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful. She was very upset. She then asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to buzz off.

Sincerely,
Edna Johnston

This news arrived on: 04/07/2008

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05-14-2008 17:34

mumspic1 wrote:

from the heart

To me..this was not funny..at all!!

When Edna decided to act just as the woman who was mean to her..she showed lowered herself to that woman's level. Sad!! VERY, VERY, SAD!!

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04-10-2008 17:47

Mary wrote:

Edna

Um..."bask in the warm feeling it gives you" was meant to be ironic! It's *sarcasm*! What's the *matter* with some of you people?! Where on God's green Earth is your sense of humor?! A second-grader would've gotten the joke!! Yikes!!

By the way, I loved it - first time I'd laughed out loud all day!! Give it to 'em, Edna!!

And...thanks for the laugh, Arcamax! I'm glad I subscribe!!

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04-10-2008 14:06

littletexkitty wrote:

from the heart

This was sweet, up until you get to the end.
So, I will just say this.

There's no country for old women.

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04-10-2008 13:58

Barb wrote:

radio

This is a joke page. I think the buzz is for the buzz the radio makes when you are trying to tune it in.

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04-10-2008 11:15