Star Wars Version of "You Might Be a Redneck If..."
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- Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
- You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
- At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored
- There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
- You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
- You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
- You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
- You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
- The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
- Wookies are offended by your B.O.
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