From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-260726-399775
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along
with these new takes on old favorites:
- Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
- We three kings of porridge and tar
- On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
- Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
- He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
- Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
- With the jelly toast proclaim