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Something's Going Around the Convent

on Jul 30, 2019

Published in Jokes

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'

'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonay.'

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