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Praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."

"I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."

"I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

To which the little brother replied,

"No, but Grandma is!"

This news arrived on: 10/19/2004

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Posted Comments:

10-25-2009 01:33

PT wrote:

OLD JOKE

VCR?
Nintendo?

Update the joke.

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10-24-2009 14:48

wrote:

It has EVERYTHING to do with God!!! Children saying Prayers is about as Godly as you can get! And "Grandma" was probably outside the door straining her ears to hear what "her little Darlings" were praying for! Some people need to get a life!

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10-24-2009 13:38

arcamax wrote:

joke

Dont have anything to do with God.

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