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06-27-2008 18:10

superyouper wrote:

Facinate

Very similar to a less off color story. The teacher wanted the word ' officiate' used in a sentence. When it came to Johnny, he replied, "my sister got a bone in her throat from a fish she ate."

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06-27-2008 12:22

some1 wrote:

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LOL!!! He doesn't even use the word!
Inapproperiate...

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06-26-2008 23:49

SisterofMax wrote:

Fascinate

I didn't really get this. Yes, I got the pun at the end. But the teacher's reactions to the other children's answers didn't make sense. She was just repeating what the other kids said. So, why was that wrong? And why was it a set up for the punchline? It seems like there might have been something missing from the joke.

By the way, to the person who wrote about pearls being jewelry; pearl buttons are just buttons that look like pearls-they are not actually pearls.

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06-26-2008 21:34

arcamax wrote:

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Very good one.

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06-26-2008 21:09

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Dolly Parton? Just first and last ones.

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06-26-2008 21:01

hmm wrote:

Question for littletexkitty

No,I don't know what pearls are for rather than jewellry. Pearls have something to do with sex?
Enlighten us!

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06-26-2008 18:09

littletexkitty wrote:

Not to be sexist or anything...but I think she was trying to get something started with little Johnny's dad. Come on, we all know what pearls are for.

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06-26-2008 17:44

sheliaer wrote:

fasinate

Don't you just love homonyms and kids?

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06-26-2008 13:21

wrote:

Fascinate

Well, then, how many do you think Dolly Parton could fasten?

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06-26-2008 07:31