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07-06-2008 17:46
Ginny - Illinois wrote:
Jokes???
These late night idiots wouldn't know a joke if it walked in front of them.
06-28-2008 23:55
Princess Pea wrote:
Shaliaer
Intelligence is also required to UNDERSTAND sarcasm...
Must be why all this is going over your head...
Must be why all this is going over your head...
06-27-2008 00:20
shaliaer wrote:
Jon Stewart' remark re: Obama
Oh yeah! I got it but it's not funny, just stupid.
Intelligence is required for sarcasm.
Intelligence is required for sarcasm.
06-27-2008 00:16
shaliaer wrote:
Jon Stewart' remark re: Obama
Obama is not a descendant of slaves. But I figure he's got to be anti.
Reason being: He's not Hebrew. This is not Egypt.
And GOD said no more like Moses!
Jon Stewart=stupid=dumb. Don't you get anything correct? You must cause nobady's that stupid. Oops,I forgot you're Jon Stewart
Reason being: He's not Hebrew. This is not Egypt.
And GOD said no more like Moses!
Jon Stewart=stupid=dumb. Don't you get anything correct? You must cause nobady's that stupid. Oops,I forgot you're Jon Stewart
06-25-2008 13:31
What? wrote:
I cannot believe
This discussion is actually taking place... Flipping weak!
06-24-2008 11:57
Willow wrote:
Suggestion
How about some American-Scottish humor from Craig Ferguson. He's really funny and the girls love him
06-24-2008 00:33
MaxsSister wrote:
Recent Quips from Late Night
Re Barack Obama. God, you people are stupid regarding Barack Obama and Jon Stewart. I can't even bring myself to comment individually. Suffice to say, Jon Stewart was being sarcastic, ironic, not serious (that is, he was JOKING).
And, to D Grant Che, learn to spell properly before you go around dissing anyone you know nothing about! Not to mention, getting the facts!
And, to D Grant Che, learn to spell properly before you go around dissing anyone you know nothing about! Not to mention, getting the facts!
06-23-2008 21:38
lester wrote:
To Black American Women
Please read my previous statement. Get your head out of the sand. You guys are better off today than ever before but you just can't seem to get over the past. Racial hatred will never go away until people like you stop pushing it. Some of my best friends have been black (I am 77 years old and white) and I have seen prejudice on both sides but never from people who don't know what they're talking about.
06-23-2008 21:26
lester wrote:
To Ken Folk
Let's be realistic, here. You are black and you are the one with hate in you. How in the world do you think that Obama became the presumptive nominee of the Democratic Party. You think the black vote did that? It took millions more white voters to put him where he is. Also, there is not one black person alive today who was ever a slave, so come down off you soap box and get some reality. You don't know your own history.
06-23-2008 20:41
Fearful Ralph wrote:
I have always found it fascinating that so many people think that white people sailed to Africa and enslaved free blacks to work for the white man in the New World. It is also amazing to me that every slave was a prince & leader in Africa until the evil white man came over and stole him. Yeah right.
The truth is that the white man did sail to Africa and he did BUY slaves from the RULERS of Africa. Got that? The Negro slaves in the New World were slaves in Africa before whitey ever showed up.
Note: I specifically stated "Negro slaves" because the "Noble" Indians also had slaves before whitey ever showed up in the New World.
The truth is that the white man did sail to Africa and he did BUY slaves from the RULERS of Africa. Got that? The Negro slaves in the New World were slaves in Africa before whitey ever showed up.
Note: I specifically stated "Negro slaves" because the "Noble" Indians also had slaves before whitey ever showed up in the New World.
06-23-2008 16:59
BLACK AMERICAN WOMEN wrote:
BARACKNOPHOBIA
STOP HATIN ON OBAMA
06-23-2008 13:13
Ken Folk wrote:
Late Night Quips
People get themselves into more trouble by
running their mouths. If we could learn to
"THINK" before we speak in haste. The Bible
says an implusive speaker is a "fool". Think
about all the people you know who could'nt keep
their mouths shut and got themselves in a heap
of trouble! My dad used to say "you can't say
EVERYTHING you think! Even a fool is accounted
as wise until they open their mouths, and its
foolish to judge a matter without hearing ALL the facts! People talk when they should be listening.
That remark McCain made about Tiger Woods was
made without thinking, that remark Imus made was
made without thinking, remmeber, "the power of
life and death is in the TONGUE! THINK BEFORE YOU
SPEAK! Nowadays you really have to be careful
what you say, you may find yourself fighting a lawsuit. Better yet KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT AND YOUR
THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF! And what you think about me
is "none of my business"!
running their mouths. If we could learn to
"THINK" before we speak in haste. The Bible
says an implusive speaker is a "fool". Think
about all the people you know who could'nt keep
their mouths shut and got themselves in a heap
of trouble! My dad used to say "you can't say
EVERYTHING you think! Even a fool is accounted
as wise until they open their mouths, and its
foolish to judge a matter without hearing ALL the facts! People talk when they should be listening.
That remark McCain made about Tiger Woods was
made without thinking, that remark Imus made was
made without thinking, remmeber, "the power of
life and death is in the TONGUE! THINK BEFORE YOU
SPEAK! Nowadays you really have to be careful
what you say, you may find yourself fighting a lawsuit. Better yet KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT AND YOUR
THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF! And what you think about me
is "none of my business"!
06-23-2008 12:48
Ken Folk wrote:
Late Night Quips
In response to Mr Stewart's statement that "Obama
is trying to "enslave" the "white race", he sounds
like he's afraid "the tables will be turned", black people, (me being black) have been enslaved
for hundreds of years. I'm a strong believer in
"if you don't want it done to you, don't do it to
somebody else". People STILL haven't learned, there are universal laws, we like to say "what goes around, comes around, and that's true, it is
also said "you reap what you sow", it means the
same thing. You don't plant apples and get figs!
Whatever you put out there, you get back! And it
works whether you believe it or enen know about it. Now I don't believe that's Obama's agenda,
but it WOULD be white America's "chickens" coming
home to roost! You don't break God's laws, God's
laws break YOU!
is trying to "enslave" the "white race", he sounds
like he's afraid "the tables will be turned", black people, (me being black) have been enslaved
for hundreds of years. I'm a strong believer in
"if you don't want it done to you, don't do it to
somebody else". People STILL haven't learned, there are universal laws, we like to say "what goes around, comes around, and that's true, it is
also said "you reap what you sow", it means the
same thing. You don't plant apples and get figs!
Whatever you put out there, you get back! And it
works whether you believe it or enen know about it. Now I don't believe that's Obama's agenda,
but it WOULD be white America's "chickens" coming
home to roost! You don't break God's laws, God's
laws break YOU!
06-23-2008 12:29
wrote:
And this is supposed to be humours?
06-23-2008 12:04
aarca Max wrote:
jokes
Not funny.
06-23-2008 10:36
Avid Reader wrote:
Political Correctness Inc.
Open season's naturally been declared on good old Republican John McCain, even a Democratic senator was fair game until out of the race. Ye merry gentlemen of the Funnies - isn't somebody missing from a more level playing field please??
06-23-2008 09:52
Hyst wrote:
O'Brien
Conan O'Brien is so Boring!!!!His so called Humor
doesn't make anyone laugh.Quit printing his Garbage !!!!
doesn't make anyone laugh.Quit printing his Garbage !!!!
06-23-2008 08:28
D. grant Che wrote:
B. Hussein Mohammad O'bama
Reality stranger than fiction? Yes! Obam loves all of us! Right? Well Wright? Fairycan't and Hamas like that Barack, and so do many U.S. citizens? What are thre accomplishments of BHMO?
Okay, 2-acco----okay 1-accom----? Okay; what about his street swagger, white aetheist mother? Not interested or just don't care--yes, no, none of the above? Which? Vote now! MaC---Hussane...
MaC= 51,000,489,777 Barack=666.666
Okay, 2-acco----okay 1-accom----? Okay; what about his street swagger, white aetheist mother? Not interested or just don't care--yes, no, none of the above? Which? Vote now! MaC---Hussane...
MaC= 51,000,489,777 Barack=666.666
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